Melançon Enterprises • a multidivision multinational since 1980

I've finally found a plan that combines getting rich with saving the world.

Melançon Enterprises will offer a cyrogenic service– this isn't original, but we will convince people to freeze themselves now, while they are still mentally healthy and alert and able to to enjoy and adapt to the glorious future when thawed out and given cyborg enhancements. Because this will be quite an expensive service, we expect our clients to be very rich. No discrimination, that's just how things work out.

Since our clients won't be technically dead, we will for an additional fee provide a vote by proxy service for our frozen capitalist comrades. The saving the world part comes in where we interpret their political wishes very loosely.

Freeze the Rich, Save the World^TM