Melançon Enterprises • a multidivision multinational since 1980

Is the letter C a useless letter? (Bob, arguing that it is useless, and Brian, arguing that it is good and necessary, nearly came to blows and the end of a friendship over this. They are true heroes of the Corporation.) This must be debated endlessly.

The 56-foot deep bottomless pit from FailBlog is pretty good too.

And of course the need to enforce that every sentence must end in with two spaces after the final punctuation (period, question mark, exclamation point, colon) must be a project of C.A.T.S.U.P.

Apparently some cell phones will auto-capitalize after a period and one space, but not after a period and two spaces, when it should be precisely the other way around. Our operatives will deal with them.