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I feel left out of a lot of this food chain talk. I'm vegan, it's more of a food cufflink.

You can't start a fire without a spark.

You ain't gonna learn what you don't want to know.

Drupal is an absurdly chaotic system that produces bizarrely functional results...just like nature.

The only downside of this is the alcohol.

It's not real television, it's reality television.

The absence of anything bad for you does not mean the presence of anything good for you.

The past is not inevitable.

I am able to live without food for longer than my bank is willing to go without a mortgage payment.

The successful among us are just more persistent at faking knowing what they are doing.